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This contest is now closed. We were FLOODED with over 2 1/2 hours worth of whiny Skywalkers, so the judging is taking much longer than expected. We announce winners and play some excerpts of our favorites in the next podcast, so don’t miss it – and thanks to all the participants…we are in awe of your whiny-ness! So you didn’t want to call in today and scream at the Mistress, eh? Well, now you can call in and whine like a Skywalker for a chance to win either a SOLD OUT Jedi Luke 12-inch figure or a SOLD OUT Sith Apprentice 12-inch figure! The Mistress will choose the best Luke whiner and the best Anakin whiner to win – and no, one person can’t win both, so pick your favorite, recreate one of the most annoying Skywalker scenes, and whine your little heart out! To be eligible to win, callers MUST include their full name, phone number (including area code/country code), and email address when leaving a message! Call the number below before 4:00 PM (Pacific Time) on October 31st, 2006. You can be sure that some of the best messages we receive will be featured in the power converters at Toshi station…er, in a future Podcast!
Phone: 1-805-214-2199
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The Mistress invites you to whine like a Skywalker!
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The Mistress invites you to whine like a Skywalker!
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 at 12:48 am
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J wade i feel much better now,perhaps i should just wacth ep 5 to brush up on lukes responce to finding out DV was his dear old dad..LOL
I reeeaaallllly hope that the whine is strong in me. I already have the Sith Anakin. Luke would be the ultimate Jedi to add to my collection. If Anakin had’nt gotten his but royally kicked by Kenobi he might have given Luke a firm Jedi spanking. By the way Winey baby, If to posesses the Skywalker you must, You must learn to un-whine all that you have whined.
I look forwarding he hearing the next podcast. Think of all the comments, whines, screams, and scary things that will be heard!!!
mathew boren
thats no fair i never get to win,nobody cares for me,i’m all alone in the world, and have soooo much work to do,i only get paid min.wage,my mom has a wooden legg,my dog got hit by a parked car,my sistas’ trickin for corn nuts,my anakin SS arm keeps comming off,i’ll never have an L-slot boba,we couldnt afford a coffin for uncle luie,so we shipped him fed-ex,i’m so tired and i’ve got a hole in my faverite jeans,i caught my girlfriend with my ex-girlfriend and they don’t wanna share,i can’t find episode one in wide screen,i can’t tell when yugart goes bad,i alwys get picked for the team,even for kids games,my tool CD has a scratch on it,my..oh forget it ,i guess i just won’t be happy,nobody loves me ,does anyone have a tissue..oh forget it i’ll just use my sleeve..boo hoo…..
Mmmmmaaaannn!!!! Bet they don’t look ANYTHING like the prototype!
Still working on that whole “whining “thing…..
Man, it would be so sweet to get my hands on these, but you know I really wish Sideshow would offer a Expanded Universe Jedi from the 4th book of the “Dark Saber” series and did you notice the color of Luke’s hair. While SSC is at it why don’t they fix Anakin’s scar. It’s looks like they put it on with lipstick. Jeez, don’t get me started on Anakin’s lips!!!! I wonder how much I’ll have to pay for shipping. Everybody knows SSC charges so much for everything and then they release everything at once and I wish they could just give everything away for free. BTW SSC, you better keep these to a low edition size because I need to turn a profit on e-bay…
I’m a getting close yet?
Really cool idea for a contest.
I can’t get on they say the mail box is full thats not fair I want to play to so I am going to whine here I want to play I want to play pleeeseee let me play pleeeeeeeeeessssssseeeeeeee I want Luke I want Luke I want Luke I want Luke I want Luke I want Luke I want Luke I want Luke I want Luke ok here is what I was going to say wont be the same but oh well But Unkel Owen I have to go to the spooktscular the web mistress is giving away free things and I want one you never let me do anything I realy want to go pleeeeessseee let me go. will I think I should have a chans to win because I tryed to get through
Oh bummer. The mailbox was full when I called to whine. I guess I’ll try back in a bit.
HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
BOO! Did I scare you?
Where are the banners, contest, & vintage monsters pre-orders?
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!
Well as a EU collector i’ll say “if your not me with me, you’re against me”.
I will won the Anakin aprentice Sith figure or this world will be too unfair.
May the Force Be With ME !!!
The funny thing is the real whinning will start after the contest is over and people start whinning that they didn’t win!
Please, let’s keep the: “…But I was going to tachi for some power converters…” down to a bare minimum, folks…
Hey, is that Matthew kid calling me a nerd? How dare he be so correct! Respect your elders, short-stuff!
I think all the EU collectors who have been whining about the phone-in contests should get this prize – they are, afterall, extremely annoying whiners. Next to them, even Luke Skywalker seems fairly butch
You seem pretty self confident.
Better not slip up…
Is it just one line or scene allowed or a brief compilation of Skywalker whining?
well to bad the nerd because im gonna win!
none of you are going to win i am
nope
Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am twear wears old
I wanna win this contest! I never win anything! Come on sideshow, just give me a chance. Please, Please, please!
Well, That’s NOT FAIR ! What are we going to do un EU ? We can’t phone !! Dear Mistress, is there a way for the french legions of STAR WARS freaks to win one of this huge 12 inches figure ?
Please can you do something for us !!
May the Halloween be with you !!
I don’t have any of this figure ! I want Anakin Sith apprentice !! HELP !!
I am sooooooooo going to win this contest! Write it down in ink and have it bronzed: Neil Adams of Huntsville, Alabama, will win the Luke Skywalker whining contest! Thankya, thankya, thankaverymuch!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN WEST COAST….IM GOING STREAKING TO THE GYMNASIUM IN YOU HONOR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I think I’ll try this tomorrow, after I can practice
BTW, it’s Tosche Station, not Toshi Station.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I am surrounded by whiners, but it is worth a try to be a winner!!!!!!!!
Somebody go get Dusty something to eat!!! I have these two already, so good luck to you all.
It is amazing that the males in the Skywalker clan will be forever know as whiners.
Very cool. I’m going for this one. I can whine.